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Monday, February 2nd, 2004
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playing on computer....is fun...except its not...because its fifth period. and i want to go home! i am so lazy. guess what the weather news thingy said it was going to rain...guess what...its not! wow, and i new it the whole time! it never rains when i want it to. I have lucas salt stuff, its limon flavored. yum, im really dreading softball. too lazy. must sit, adn get more fat. speaking of which i ate way too much yesterday, so i hope we do stomach conditioning today. cuz than i can go home and feel not fat. i feel so obiece right now. 5 minutes to softball. i hate when theres something you're really dreading, and ur just waiting, looking at the clock. especailly when its like waking up for something and u accidentally wake up like 5 minutes before you are supposed to, and u keep getting closer and closers, until finally someone comes in ur room and wakes u up, and there like its time to get up...and ur like NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE THAT WITH A PASSION FOR FASHION. i almost spelled fashion fassion, just cuz thats how passion is spelled. 4 more mintues. adn my arm hurts now. i dont know how erika types this much. o well. im gonna go so bye:)
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Thursday, January 15th, 2004
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i know i havent updated in forever. and i know that no one really cares, so its not exactly a priority. so, ive missed tuesday and wednesday, for no reason! tuesday i had a dentist appointment actually. so there was a reason, but wednsday...no reason. ok well i think thats all the important stuff i need to write
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Saturday, January 10th, 2004
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why hello,
i am trying ot figure out how to use my scanner and adobe, i think
i am failing. i asked erika for help but she has cramps! so i guess that
wont work out....so, sitting....wow!
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Saturday, January 3rd, 2004
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Erika and i have been up all night. Erika has been on the computer since 9 and it is now 5 minutes to 5:30, and she just decided to let me on the computer. Wow! ya she is watching toon disney right now. i KNOW ur all jealous! i have only had 5 hours of sleep from yesterday and now, but im not tired, im trying to make Christmas break last just a little longer by being awake for the entire rest of it. eventually i will get tired! But not now! i would make a video, but i cant find my charger thingy...o well! i can entertain myself....ya im bored..bye
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Sunday, December 28th, 2003
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kwanza is the devil! i hate it!
any way. once i was peeing and than when i came out of the bathroom i was finished
isnt that wierd! well i thought it was fasinating so up urs! poo on u!
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Saturday, December 27th, 2003
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today my cousins are over form san francisco. yay. any who its almost new years and im planning...nothing...dont pretend ur surprised u know ur not. well maybe i can have veronica or something over. well adios.
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
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well my views on the black "population" if "they" are even counted as people these days is....bahumbug were's my pourage! so now that we've gotten that cleared up....:::throwing darts at a picture of Gary Coleman's head:::: lets do some male bonding, read my JOURNAL! you dont understand how happy it would make me if peoples read my journal. im sorry black people, if i weren't superior i'd be nicer! but that's the tragic irony of a white person's life.
wanna her a summary of a story i wrote to my friend when i was in the library with her, its about a whale named philip.
ok, there's this whale named philip and its father abuses him and his mother hates him, and he looks like a piece of poop, with corn for his eyes, and he never had any friends on the count of people never knew he was alive they thought he was a giant piece of poop. any way his father would go hunting every spring and he needed target practice so he used philip as a target, and he just told him to swim fast. and his mom always told him how ugly he was and she was like i thought you were a piece of poo when you were first born, and even to this day i have my questions. and one day he decided to run away because he felt so alone, and his mother was like WAIT!!! and he was like MOTHER! and she gave him a hug, i mean a gun, and when she gave him the gun he said whats this for mother? and she said well i thought you should just kill yourself now instead of waste your time...uh know...living. Philip thanked his mother and swam away. he was swimming around when he saw a giant piece of poop floating in teh water it made him sad because he looked like it, but than one of the corn chunks....WINKED AT HIM! it wasnt a piece of poop at all it was a girl whale! she said hello, philip was so happy, they played for hours and hours philip worship the water she swam on! he for once in his life felt sheer bliss. he felt a tear of joy in his dried out corn eyes. he later married her, her name he decided was Fay, and they had many happy years together. one day he asked her if she wanted so food from the market, and her eyes were angry and she said, you freak, im not your wife im not even alive, im a piece of poop, i was never a whale..i was never ALIVE! Philip grew sad when he discovered his wife was really just a piece of poop, he felt like his whole life was a lie, and it was concidering its a story i mad up. any who, one day Philip remembered teh gun his mother had given him they day she forcable removed him from home. he took it out of his pocket and with a tear in his eye, he pulled the trigger. but on no this is not a sad story, you see philip went to heaven, for a few minutes. but when God saw how ugly he was he told the devil he could have him, and threw him into Hell, but the devil without hesitation told God that he couldnt live with something so ugly in his presence. eventually the devil and God comprimised and they threw Philip in a giant black whole in outer space. Philip still lives there and some say if you look close enough into the stary night sky you can see philip giving you a wink.....but really you cant.
The End well im going ot bed now its 3 in the morning....good night and
Merry Christmas.
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